30% - Carina and me thing.
Anchant
Assasins
A-wink
Boosh
Booyah!
Cock (Coke)
Cop it!
Fax
Fcuk
Foot (Don't in msg form)
Gallant
Go team Nathan!
Keen hat
Mre-eh
Naughty Cecil
Panties!
Pendlebury
Pengin
Phallus
Pie
Raaaaar
Save me Jebus!
Sessy Bich
Spaz
Sodomy
Swing Kitty
Torte

There are two main things I liberate. Firstly Signs. Between me and a few loyal followers we have cleaned out all of F-Block. I total I have liberated around 100 sings, and that number is growing. My plan is to take all sings then mail them back to the skool at the yr12 muck up day :)

 

A mention must also go to Blakehurts High's efforts toward the freedom of signs around the globe. Their efforts have liberated many enprisioned signs who were bolted to the wall. Their scermish, so swift and successful, has been recodnised as a serious thret by the enemy that a document stating to stop the liberations was published in the prision (ie school) newsletter. Congradulations boys!

I also have a sesonal libetaion plan. Which runs druring Christmas time. I save the BORBALS from a life or pain and suffering on shoppping center christmas trees! I am proud to say I have rescued so many as now I dont have a christmas tree. Just a HUGE bundle of borbals! LoL

Pendlebury

This sessi bich is pendlebury. Becca and I were delighted with Sir John Dervit Stringfellow Pendlebury when we discovered a book he had writted to his wife (bitch). It contained lots of information on head. Esspecially Braciophallic. We both fell in love with his sessiness, this enfactuation soon spread, no one can resist his sessiness, not even the boys! However Becca is most commonly caught sessing Pendlebury.
Unfortunantly for all of us, Pendlebury was shot and killed by the army long ago in crete. However he is still a lively ses machine! He makes regular appearences in Ancinet History calss. Once even featureing in his own show. He also ownes a B&B in south africa, right near the beach! Becca supposedly discovered this over the net, but I think she secretly went there to sess him last friday!
Many other peole have been called "Pendlebury tort sessi" or even calling themselves Pendlebury.. but I can assure you, no one can match this GOD!



SPECIAL BULLETIN!!!

Penguins are muschifus animals and extremly DANGEROUS!! They origionally poped up in a conversation whihc resulted in a realisation of exactly how wide spread their control is!

Firstly, an possibly most cunning ploy to take over the world is by brainwashing school children. The principle at my school is a penguin in disguise! She aims to make us all wear the exact same uniform down to white socks. This will make us more like her and ready for the penguin takeover. They have infultratied the movie scene through Billy Maddison. They also attempting to attack Weebl and Bob, but they were too smart for the fiend. We have also appear apprentice terririst pennguins appear at train stations in huge pictures doing the penguin walk. This has been for them effective. Later that day after Becca and I saw the poster a string of 5 young childern were walking along a mound of dirt in a stright line. Obviously brainwashed. We couldn't help. It was too late for the littel ones. Recently they have been brainwashing the minds of nerds, who now wear a pengin logo on white T-shirts.

Because of our, and now your extensive knowledge of the enemy tactics I will tell you the only way to attack them. MREAH! *waddles around like a pengin*. This method will work for any sitation but esspecially effective when chasing geeks.

However don't be fooled and think these are the only mediums pengins use. They are everywhere. On the streets, posters on walls of the classroom even in your own home. I found one in my mother bed room and now must attempt to destroy it. All of humanity must join together to defeat the reble menise!

I don't have much longer. As one of the main leaders of the attack on the penguin rebles, along with Beccachu. I am a prime target and already are under attack. Thrice I have fallen and hurts my ancle which is their main method of silencing us.

I say to you humainty FIGHT. Realise the pengin threat and MREAH them all to death. But beware they are a cunning and stealthful emeny.