I ran out of space in DNLUURS so I had to move the email into a new section. So here it is! Other pplz better start sending strange ones so its not just Becca and I being odd. :)
From: Jess
To: Becca
Subject: Re: argggrgr~@@!!!342
Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002
Dear becca
i decided to wirte u.. coz u r special.. well actually coz u said i never wirte u and i wish to prove u worng!! lol well i am not in computers.. but u probably r upon reading this text... so hi to everyone (xcept becca) i already said hi to u!
well life is good as u can c
i am generally very merry
as so u r i pray
are we in the month of may?
i am inclined to write in rhyme
i know it is a waste of time
but in such a merry state i am
that u can call me a big fat ham
well bored of writing in such a way
i shall go presently away
bye
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From: Jess
To: Becca
Subject: grrr
Date: Wed, 02 Oct 2002
Dear Eye,
what have i told you!
STOP EATING ALL MY SPAZ!!!11
luv cookie
p.s. that spaz is expensive you know!
p.p.s. maybe you can pay me with ses??
;)
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Insert becca emial here.. we lost it :(
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From: Jess
To: Becca
Subject: BA!
Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002
dear becca
the coyboys went to visit pendelberry last week. i suspect they will return soon. i told them to pick up a tort for you on the way home. sowy they forgot to tell you.
by the way sess is 4 me NOW!!!!
mmmmm PIE!!!!
have you told eye to stop eating me yet? a tort is only so big joo no!!1 i wont b heer forever if he keeps eating me
best bee off
it says lets bee friends and its got a picture of a bee on it!! hehehe
luv ses with pendelburry
from COOKIE!!!! $5 get outa heere!!!
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From : Becca
To : Jess
Subject : sessss oops this is real one
Date : Tue, 8 Oct 2002
sorry i accidently senswdwdedde you your ownn email back :o ahaha'
i cant type on this keyboaRD i AM SIOBER j00 know what you doing' all your pendlebury are beklong to ME ohhoh you need to see reign of fire.. they say "penlebury" in it it sorta soubds like,, you know ;) ok next time i will tell the cowboys to infor m me.. Bloody hell.'
bye byee
becca
PS - pie.
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From: Jess
To: Becca
Subject: for me?? ses?? tanks!!
Date: Fri, 11 Oct 2002
i will tell the cowboys to inform you next time only if u tell spaz to stop eating my eye!!1 dagnabbit!
:)
pendelburry is sesssssssssssssssi :)but not as sessi as bureeypendel! *drools*
2 be a flee is a way to eat pee on a lea looking at the sea with you and me and drink tea!!
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From : Becca
To : Jess
Subject : heee.
Date : Sat, 23 Nov 2002
Hallo Jess!!!
How are you. my PANTIES miss you. ;) i mean..er.
why is it that online becca is such a lesbian whore??!
well i trust you are either babysitting or something right now, i hope you are having a jolly good time.. im going to see 'the ring' tonight, i wish pendlebury was in it because he is a sessy bich. everyone thinks so. with an exception :D mmm pendlebury..
i will eat your eyes.
wow i aM IMPRESSEd with myself i havent made many typos knock on wood. i just screwed up the caps lock. why am i talking about this..tsk tsk becca you is silly
GO TEAM NATHAN
... THAAATS amore..
i think at my 18th we will have to repeat our performance of thats amore..
ok well i better finish up and go back to my listening of michael jackson songs. HE DOESNT SUCK. Avril lavigne sucks. she sucks she sucks lalala wait i iwll even write her a haiku.
Avril really sucks
stupid punk wannabe hoe
die die die die die
k tchao~
beccaaa
p.sps.sp.sp = spaz@! err 4 spaz eye eaters
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Hewo becca!!
its like 10;30 and i just found the SESSYest picture of pendlebury!! wow he is sessy! 9 was so sessy'd that i fell off the chair and went "GOD he is sooo sessy." so yeh. :)
assingemnts suck but that is what i am doing. :( *sighs*
how may times do i have to tell u to pease stop eating my eyes you spaz!! i wont have any soon. i mean not only do u have to eat my 2 eyes which are visible but my 3rd eye and the eayes in the back of my head too! JEBUS!
I say form now on if u eat my eyes i get to have a pair of your panties *winks* .. like jack G-strings and stuff!
Team nathan says that he has a keen teem! lol.
i cant wait to the CWISmas party.. even though cwis wont be there! lol. we can sing a new (unforunantly not) drunk song! thats amore!
Micheal jackson is faxed in da head.. but he has some kool songs! BILLY BEEN, man! Avril is just.. well. your haiku put it in a nice phrase.
well gtg ,, stuffy to do.
p.s. JOY FOR HINT DROPPER!!!
luv (I) Cookie (s)
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From : Becca
To : Jess
Subject : RAR
Date : Fri, 6 Dec 2002
HALLOW JESSIKER!!!!!!
Your email mackeded me laff alot i just cant explain it!
I have been doing assignment all day on TEAM EVANS yres yes thats right TEAM EVANS asnd i wanted to put PENDLEBURY there but his sessinesds was overpowering... JESS I WANT TO SEE TEH PENDLEBURY PICTURE!!!!! IM so excitesd!!!!11
yay christmas party next weekend BOOYAH. Fucks i do not have a dwessy :( only my formal dwessy. it is not pretty enough. i might see if Therrs suits me/fits me!!!1 or i will hire onee....
hey....wanna see me... SPANK MY MONKEY?! *smack!* "eeehh!" *smack* "EHHHHHHH!!!!!!" ;D lloloo
jess yes michael jackson is crazy its so sad :( his old songs are the SHAT tho. :D not billie bean!!!!! billie JEAN you fool!!!!! :o
i think i want you to take my PANTIES anyway but not tthe jack ones because otherwise i will not get any SESS ok ?? ok o ko k k :D
well bye bye i am being mollested by a leaf i need to go
~luv CHU.
quote: "GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN"
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From : Becca
To : All
Subject : hello this is a becca email..
Date : Mon, 9 Dec 2002
...read with caution.
i have nothing important to tell any of you, as
always. just a general update of "what's in the haps"
ie what the helle i've been doing. if you care. if you
don't just delete this.
i made a deviantart account :3 its not another
website... it's just so i can post art/writing/poetry
(yeah right) online and then americans and the like
can say "d00d you thuck! tee hee!"
ah, the address it http://missbecca.deviantart.com if
you're at all interested. it's free to join to JOIN
IT. oh dear, listen to me. i sound like big kev.
not long until christmas holidays :D hayley thankyou
for the secret santa present! i luff it! :>
i just sent bel an email. that's the excitement of the
day.
my fingers hurt from TYPING, ar. i swear these
keyboards = satan. and... i think they have GLITTER on
them.. if i squint real close.......
...... imagine how weird i must look..
THE INTERNET IS BACK IN THE IPT ROOM *sob* but thats
sort of a given.. if im.. emailing you all...shut up.
i made a new jack but i left it at bretts. :O
old man with raspy voice: seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.
i will write j00 all individual messages!!!!
jess - i need my PANTIES back.. ;)
carina - LOOK! I GREWED IT!!!!11
mel - time ER.
hayley - but when i think about the hole in the
skyyy... saltwater wells in my eyes...
sunny - *lip smooch*
alas there is 10 minutes to go i am one bored llama. i
hate avril lavigne. i hate nikki webster. i went to
the powerhouse museum thursday.. and put on the 3d
goggles.. and it was teh opening ceremony ... nikki
webster on a string.. IT LOOKED FEGGING REAL. IT WA
LIKE SHE WAS BEFORE MY EYES. i screamed. i screamed,
"drop the bitch!" it was so scary i was shuddering for
a good while. LITTLE PINK FRILLY DRESS AND ALL.
ARRRGGGGG its haunting........
i have teh christmas partay on .. saturday :) i have
pwitty dwess.
ok gotta go. im bored. if youve read this far i
applaud j00. *applaud*
love chu
words of wisdom: if the fuck-up fairy visits you spray
impulse in its fucked up little face.
also - A.L.F.A - avril lavigne fans anonymnous... i
will get you help :< dont submit to the poser/cancer!!!!!111
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From : Jess
To : Becca
Subject : re RAR
Date : Tues, 10 Dec 2002
HALLOW BECCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrAAAARRRRRrr
Sock puppets = da goodz!! :) the onlt good part of my ass. :) oh i mean assingment. i will put the pendlebury pic on my site coz i didn't get to print it out :( he was too sessi for the paper you know!
I still dont have a formal dress for party either! NOOO! curls up in terror. ppndering if she want to wear trachydax and an old T-shirt.. lol.. yeh right! I wish cwis could b my date 4 the party. is bwetty going?
i dont wanna see you spank ur monkey, coz u want to spank my MONK! possibly with a key!
JACK PANTIES! i want it, i want it, i want it!!!!!
oik bye bye 4 now
Quote : get out of my panties! *wink*
p.s. i had a dream that i got sting by a jellyfish.. jack is haunting me!! but i suppose i also drempt that cwis, Dane and i were trapped ina mase bing hunted down and so the boys kissed eachother...? i dont know. im not kinky dont worry.. or am i? ...? :)
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From : Becca
To : Jess
Subject : HAND OVER YOUR SNOWMEN.
Date :Wed, 29 Jan 2003
To Jessica (I cut out my middle name) Stiles!!
I hope you are managing to read this after i, the spaz, ate all your eyes. you are just so amazing how you do that unless you are having this dictated to you.....BY A SNAIL.
you inspired me to write a email so there!!! god the inspiration is so powerful. gggah. i am going to see j00 tomorrows at dancing are you excited!!1 we get school soon and to decorate the room more.. BLISS. <3 MMMYES.
BAD LICHERATURE IS FUN
here is a story about ... jass. not jess. jassiza smiles was walikng to the shops with her friend rezetta colshe and they winked at everyoen and jass was wearing a mullet wig annd everyone tored off their clothes in desire exceptt rezetta because she was havign ses with penglesmury.
I LIEK YOU GOOD BYE!!!! :)
beccar
word of the day - sodomy
quote - bananas just dont taste nice
advice - dont rape magazines
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From : Jess
To : Becca
Subject : Touch my bum!
Date :Sat, 1st Feb 2003
Hey Beccar
How b joo?
A snail did not dictate ur eeemila to me... it was the indians!!! handy indians are.
skool suckzors soo much but i dont want to leave at the same time.. i have been there ever since i can remember! EEEKK scared to leave and be in big evil BIG HUGE GIGANTIC "real" world. I'm to young to die!!!
grr my compuet is faxing up man! i have that bloody we are the cheeky girls u r the cheeky boyz. cheeky cheeky song in my head!! Touch my bum. thsi is life! NOOOO!!! and really bad nightmears about goatsy! EWWW!!!! i feel so sick when i tink of dat.
my footy hurts lots now. all ouched up. dam penguins! but they will not silence my cry of protest!! NEVER!! unless they feed my cookies. bnut thats another story. I r limping and i cant put my shooooooo on rite. :)
I wana be a terrrrrrorist..err i mean i want to terrorise Menai again with the "how" indians.lol. dat twas fun. hehe woolies guy.
i need to get a job man.. no $$$ and need it 4 B-days and holidays and personal use.. like buying some eyes to replabe the ones u ate!!!1 dam joo to hell u spaz!! ggrrrr. my thinks the eye eating spaz and the penguins are in kohoots!!!! dats a funny word.
well best bee off... hehee bee .. BUZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.
word of the day - penguins
quote - touch my bum! this is life.
advice - dont rape penguins (they will rape u back)
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From : Becca
To : Jess
Subject : the penguin empire is falling and now they need j00!!!
Date : Wed, 12 Feb
Hallow Jessica. Did you watch SBS recently. they are having a PENGUIN marathon from 5am to 9pm. not really i made that up. if i was president of sbs.... i'd make it air penguin documentaries alot.. :)
i hope you did not take my indians because theyre MINE i invaded them myself...
lets make a factory if we are scared of the real world... um hmm lets call it "JESS' AND BECCAS FACTORY OF NATHANS" we can sell alot of nathans... singular or in teams. :3 do you liek the sound of that?
mmm manufactoring nathans....
i hope your FOOT is better
guess what
SODOMY
do you know what that means!!!! look it up in the dictionary, ok. its .. oh god shit no the BACON IS HERE AAGHHH GET OFF MY LIVER AND PANCREAS.
we need to watch billy madison theres a penguin
bye jess i need to water my indians
BYE BYE BYEBEYEYEYEYE I HATE N SYNC.
chu
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From : Jess
To : Becca
Subject : Fallacy
Date : Tues, 18 Feb
Howdy becca,
NOOOOO I missed the penguin saga on SBS.. well it was probably only brainwashing me anyway. I added a bit on penguins to my site.. its under the two P's. Penguins and Pendlebury!! :)
For ur info u can have the idians!! coz i got sumfing bettAr.. Incans!!! WeeeEEEeee!! lol.. they are twice as efficient.. U no as i rite dis i can only think of Ms Jones "You girls live in a world of you own don't you." lol.. me thinks i gotta do a page which includes all our scripts and stuff from ancient.. :) there are enough of em and they will help us study... yes that why i am putting them there.. study.. so if u can find our old ones i will be very appreciateive.
i like ur factory idea.. but we wil have to expand our range to teams of not only nathans but snahtan aswell.. hehehe try work out that one!!! BAKWARD nathans!!! Boosh!
well i have a word 4 u.... FALLACY!!! hehe look that one up.. and no its not to do with any specififc part of the male anatony! lol. u have gotta see the phalace at HUrstvill edude.. its sooo very funny..
"Why teenysmurfet that a smufy pink smurf of barbie smufy.." " Smurfyou.. i like totally smurfted it from the smurf shoping mall." - Teenybopper smurf.. NOOOO its PINK! not blue.
well going to do anchant notes now.. *sighs*
bye bye bye bye
wuv COOKIES!!
p.s..s.s,asflsa. (heheh it almost spells salsa) YAY PARTY SOON!! i get a mask! weee
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From : Becca
To : therr, mel, sunny, carina, hayley, jess.
Subject : Dear Minions...
Date : Thu, 27 Feb 2003
Hello there ;)
Here's a PHUN PHALLUS PHACT on PHRIDAY... Eve:
An average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of
sperm. When it ejaculates, only 10% of that actually
makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled
into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder
why the ocean is so salty...
It is that time again when I have gotten too far ahead
of myself to be able to understand what i'm doing
anymore in IPT. So the best thing to do is email you
people... feel SPECIAL!
Schoolies. I intend on going, i wish i could say the
same for everyone :\ by the looks of things it wont
even happen... well at least at the house we were keen
on.
http://www.geocities.com/penguinwar/anti.htm <--- AHH.
THEY HAVE A WEBSITE. *overgasps*
http://www.a-regular-joe.com/Penguins.html <--- WHAT
THE HOLY FCUK.
bye bye my pendleburies
- beccar chew!
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From : Jess
To : Becca
Subject : err.. blank
Date : Mon, 3 March 2003
hey,
BOOSH!!!!!! cop that baby!! RAAA!! Penguins are cumming! run!! no leave me alone!!! ahh!! weeeeeeeeee.. dont... i had cookies in extention 2day and watched a really warped movie..... i am WARPED!!!!! i am too enthusiastic.. i am writing like team nathan.. heeps of exclimation marks!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! i am a keen assassin today.. listening to rap and R&B... scary ay!!!! not jess like!! i also have GREAT BALLS of PENDLEBURY in my head.. the sessi bich... *insert bute littel pics here* wee i just found these thingies! ahha fun.. NEEEEEEEEED cookies!! i still have the immage of the donkey sinking into the ground and a Minonas going NOOoooooo DONKEY!!! then the saddle geing 'regurgitated' and the minoan hugging it. Jess need (a) sleep. (b) sess with pendlebury (c) becca's panties to paint with or (d) all of the above. gtg now.. dancing soon.. bye bye beccachu
"now days everybody wana talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of jibberish."
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From : Becca
To : Jess
Subject : MRE-EH!!!!!!
Date : Tue, 4 Mar 2003
i saw penguins at the train station today!!!! how keen it was a suicidal penguin... leaping off a cliff egde.. damned penguins... trying to gain our sympathy.. WELL IT WONT WORK! AHAAAAAA!! INSOLENT FOOLS!!!
too. many. phalluses in city....
i saw a goth in the art place. it was like "oooooooooh a goth"
GO TEAM N A T H A N ! ! ! ! :0 hey jess its tuesday so HAPPY LOVE SEX KISS DAY!!!!! GOFIND A PENDLEBURY! Fcuk hes sessy. i think the pilsbury dough boy is sessy!!!!!!! bury like pendlebury.. only pils... not pendle
shat gtg
AH NUB J00 I WANT YOUR PANTIES IN BLIE PAINT
chuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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From : Becca the chu !!
To : All
Subject : Dear All!
Date : Tue, 18 Mar 2003
To my dear Assassins, Minions and Midget followers,
Well i am up early and just did some studiness. Those in school, i hope we are all ready for our exams !!! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE, i'm sure you'll do great. At least better than me (would it kill David Malouf to write an interesting novel that i can read?) lol.
This is shorter than usual because I better walk to the bus in 15 minutes :P
Oh, a few little baby things~
Carina: I will bring you the money Thurs or Friday... ;)
Brett: Thanks for the photo thingies! HUZZAH. *prints up and sticks em into art book*
Jess: I didnt see you yesterday. i hope you are ok. was it the penguins? it was the penguins wasnt it. bastards. i knew they were going to take over our national parks. knew it. well this isnt the end, penguins. return jess and her panties to me and no one gets hurt.
Sunny: CONGRATS, again, on your job @ the show...lucky lucky :) i expect to see you working nice and hard !
Hayley: METODAY.JPG. Crap you're going to beat me at War 3.
must...practice...war3....i mean, no! dammit.
*checks watch* 10 minutes
Do you people remember that photo i took in ancient? I got it back. its not the best photo evar but the story behind it remains all good :D
there are some pretty dodgy photos there that i dont think ill be bringing to school, too ! (no they're not of me, i havent been able to get Pendlebury on camera in a while :\ )
Well that was all quite irrelevant for most of you. sorry to spam you all :P wait, no im not. SPAM SPAM SPAM. You have to put up with it because you gave me your email addresses so BOOYAH.
THIS MONTH: Um, go to school today for a start! do exams... oh, um.. King Lear for anyone interested ($16). That's this Saturday night. Ask Carina, her mums paying on her credit card, so, yeah.
I should (hopefully) update P.E.G ... I have an anti-avril site mapped out. its beautiful.
Gotta fly now, so once again good luck people and i will see joo on the other side!!
- Chuuuuu
~From Beccarrrchu.
"GO TEAM NATHAN!!!!" :) ... PANTIES
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From : Jess
To : Becca
Subject : poem
Date : Mon, 24 Mar 2003
Hewo,
i feel like writing u a poem :
there was a girl naemd beccAR
she was 30% a girl sessAR
In my dream
she made hayley scream
when bwetty propesed and not murray
hahaha.. i should become a professional pet!!!!!1 err poet.. : P
i wanna go to mitch's latiiiiiiiiin calss 2nite.. gonna see how they tech and wether the moves are good.. it eleni so it should be ok... i also get to see what award i got at teh Party fomr last friday. WEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeee....... i hope its a nice one not anything EVIL! dam u wee bull..
so yeh.. i very randomly went to the enterance on da weeken.. i went fishing.. and i CAUGHT a fish!! hahaha.. but i put him back to live his fishy life.. coz he was an angel fish.. i couldn't hurt and angel. : )
hmm dats all i have 2 say! :)
wait.. PENDLEBURY, SESSI, PANTIES, 30%, COXCOMB, CHEESE, SPAZ, PENGUINS, BOOSH, KEEN, ASSASINS, COOKIES, TORTE, PHALLUS, FOOT, WINK, SISHIES, COCK(err coke), GRRRRRRRRAARRR..
ok thats about all the wankey words i have missed out in theis email (or wished to repeat)
bye bye
wuv (swing) KITTY...
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From: Jess
To: All
Subject: boo
Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003
BOO!
i hope u like working, i am doing NOTHING!!!!!!!!!111
hahahahah
luv cookie
p.s. yay bludge time!
p.p.s. what is heathers anmd sunny's email
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From : Becca
To : Jess
Subject : Re: boo
Date : Mon, 14 Apr 2003
*A gallant song thunders in the background*
My dearest friend Jessica,
I pray this reaches you well and safe. It is indeed my uttermost pleasure to respond to your inquiry. I do believe Miss Heather Dixons electronic mail address is sessy_pendlebury@hotmail.com, and Miss Sunny Chaos is partychick20000@hotmail.com.
I pray you are well, and I bid you farewell as I leave to return to Sir Pendlebury, and perform sexual acts over, and over, and over. That gentleman has phallic skills that are simple remarkable and beyond words.
Indeed it has been a pleasure.
- Miss Rebecca E Walshe.
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From : Hayley
To : Jess
Subject : Re: boo
Date : Mon, 14 Apr 2003
mmmmm nothing heyyyyy? Im sure you are having a great time with PAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUL!!!!!!11111111 Are you guys going out yet?
Work is starting to suck. I want out lol.
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From : Becca
To : All
Subject : Dear everyone!!
Date : Sun, 20 Apr 2003
Hey everyone,
HAPPY EASTER!!!
:) Eat chocolate, I don't care if you're dieting!!
Love, Beccar <3<3<3
(\_/)
(' . ')
(")(")
(")(") (GO ASCII BUNNY GO.)
~From Beccarrrchu.
"GO TEAM NATHAN!!!!" :) ... PANTIES.
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From : Heather
To : All
Subject : life....smells like poop...
Date : Thu, 08 May
and after that interesting analogy.. hey do you all realise we have like 20 weeks till the hsc.. that sux...so bad. yawn i r sitting here contemplating my gnomes, did you know that one has a phallus knose.... and they saided phallus opn simpson... ant that depreessing that i remenmber... hmmm... anyways i r very borink myne thinks i have shit all to doo so i have decided to hav e a Whinge to you all..... so stay there znd read damnit....WhINGE ok im overit...dsoes this colour remind you of baby shit...silverchair are evol teanibopper wannabes... so yeahhh.... muvas day on sun have all of joo gotted your presies... i have not.. sxob... but i am broke so.. im a very bad child... naughty heather... hits self on the head....
bye bye for now....
therr...
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