Incase you are wondering about the title it is "Do Not Look Unless U R Strange." This is a page of our poetry, e-mail and pics I have collected and deemed it amusing. ENJOY!
Here is a pic which explains the general stupidity of this page.
Haiku's made on a moring after a party.
Little Hoes Can't Sew
Lumberjack Hot Creamy Sauce
Lionel Has Crap Sess.
(lhcs)
Big Elephants Can't
Bring Estrogen Catapults
Behind Every Cat
(bec)
Boob Eating Tigers
Bring Enormous Trebuchets
Because Emus Talk.
(bet, we couldn't fit brett)
Chris is a spoilt boy
but i love him anyway
prince chris is butt boy
Da na na na na
Da na na na na na na
Da na na BUTT BOY!
Made by becca when we were decorating the new AH room
There once was a girl named Jess
She liked to give Pendlebury sess
She visited his palace
Gave him a pallus
And he put on a spiffy vest
Phallus in generously supplied
Everyone sesses him
No one can resist him
Dont give inot sessiness
Love him
Eat him up
Butt! is sessi
Under his sessy shorts
Really drives joo wild
Yes yes yes
This is something an internet site produced :)
One shiny summer day at Caringbah RSL you see the most hot creature you have ever seen. Their name is Chris , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Carina and say, "Wow, that has to be the most hairy body I have ever seen."Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so purpley , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Hogwarts with me and Dance ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "Well slap my face and call me Charlie!" and go with them. When you finally get to Hogwarts , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a mini disk player hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream.
I found a document Becca, Brett and I typed when we were a bit out of it.
QHWLOE I AM RUNK AT THE MEOMRNT IWTH BECCA AND BWETY
]HERE WITH ME
so how r we al feeling// becca is not drunk she is veryv aware of her acxtion she is sitting on a chiar! :) i am pretty dsrunk. carina gorn home :( lynn is a legend woh we alm luv alot. she riules . i wana go sre her but gotta go to bewetys pay which wil be nmad!!!! yaya we get to go!!!!11 :):):):):):):):_) so hiow bout daem pligions??? u like torts tey are mce ;ike ricwe and bryce. we see brice at menasi and he hasled lauern co zhse is a fuckenm skank!! asnd no baody can deny thats she is/. not even chirs co zhe bitches about her more than anyne else!!! neway teddy brear is pinp!!! he reaped becca and neccas teddy lobves danny. danny isd scaryt. i got pic of him. P:) peeny and nelsosn are KISSING~!~~~~~!!! blanke go awaya. blarg... iu like vodka. it = da goodz/. :) no for yo8u@!! lla mine!! and becca and bwety and stuff like penny and nelson and yeh.. whatevevr!!!!!!!!!!!!!1112345678900 :) bye bye now coz ne use lost of spabce and shite. p.s. i wil wrte forever!!!!!!! SUCKAJH!!!!!!!!11111 EAST MY FETUS!!!!!!! lol doint dont dnont.. :) dam. bwetty agrees wit me aout it :) dont no. yes. yummy. yes. arrr. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 my ass!! dam. yup. so yeh stuff is nice. ... . . . . . . mmm stufffffffffffffjlknhv;lksbvkjobv JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! head er nose job :)
hgvgctfxghvnjintesrnubhrbw8nth5826v intyer snob~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ err inter snob!!!!!!! blage. slages . hjbvhbls cjc,gvvnru.., :) sais the craze balge.. dam deleted it all.. fax.., yay bak. :) happy happy joy joy happy lhappy joy!! MIVCE!!!!!!!!!bwetty fink dat penny anf nelson are..... fun.... :) bewtty looks exited :) lol or disturbed as becca say.. SLEEPING!!!!!!! its americano americaon amercaionofnsuisb l.. fun snibles!!!!!!!!!:) da end
luv me and her andf him 4 eva coz she likjes him and he likes her and i like chirs and i like then and chrios likes me and we al nave a big lovr thing going on! :)
fin
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I drew on bwetty with lip stiuck. in a big kiss firom becca. lol. jess = maniac I think she has an unhealthy obsession with LIPSTICK...
FARK.
I Hate u all?!!!!!! thats was becca
hehe I attacked bwetty and becca with lipstick and they lokked funbny. now we are paying with da ane\gel cards. it says there is "new love" in store for bwetty and becca. amnd nelson and penny are going to havew childrn@!ahh it says chirs contains playfullness :) wink... bwety need heeling. and so iu do I apparently.
I am becca hear me reowr ...... :3
JESS CANNOT PURR I REPEAT CANNT...... PURR. ahahhahahaajajajajaja she is funny she ate chicken today........ I likes jess.
poo poo turds I hopw she dosnt mind I write this stuff on her page .. poo poo to her I dont care aughhh shes chewing on me *drool* ok just kidding. <3
PRINTER MAKE SOUND IOR NOISE LIKE ASS.