Me wirting my trial HSC - Seti embarked on a major erection program.

Becca - It's just really funny 'coz he's little and small.. and irish.

Hayley - Personally my favorite texta is a pink one...I named him regenail.

Becca - I could run around the school and people would say its punmken head lady!

Joe - Lollypops are symbolic of our lives
Becca - Yeh they suck.

Jones Womam telling the class about her card advenchars.

Mitch (to me) - This is a traditional role reversal. I'm cooking dinner while you are stoking the fire.

Me - I have enough bronze awards, can I have something else?
Ms Fisher - I have a paper clip.

Melissa - This is our last life. We can start again as ants. We can be ant friends! Hello Amy *Uses fingers as antena*

Ms Fisher - He had no one to love him or pat him
Becca - Welcome to my life
Hetaher - I'll pat you Becca

Hayley - *Puts water bottle to tummy* Hey its a tummy penis! *Pokes heather*

Paul at Becca's party - Sometimes you forget you are wearing underpants on your head.

Paul at Becca's party - I just looked down. I'm a fucken Pirate!

Melissa - *Takes off her shoes*
Me - MMMmm. Melissa feet fresh!

Paul and I were walking to Carina's through the bush at night.. I jumped onto what I thaught was a nice solid rock and found myself sprawled out in shrubbery! dam fake rock!

Becca on ICQ about a poem I worte -
wordsworth: twas a beauteous gay evening in the english countryside O it is subli--
guy: er excuse me sir we just got 'word' from "POEMS AND SHIT" magazine, you have dropped down a spot
wordsworth: O WOE ! how could it be so?
guy: jessica stiles has created what appears to be a better poem than yours--
wordsworth : this is perposturious! *tch!* *throws pen and paper* *whinges and storms away*

Reading King Lear, i chose the part of Cordelia :
Ms Fisher - You're choosing the NICE one!

Becca and I in assembly :
Its the circle of stuff
And it moves me and becca
From the seat over there
To the one over here
Till we find our place
In the assembly which last forever
Yes in the circle
The circle of stuff

Here's an equation : socks + Hayely and I + swinging = floor

Ms Jones - The pharoh had loyal and compitent officers
Me - Something we dont have now adays.

Me to Melissa who was writing 's' words on the board left handed - Sophisticated! Spell that with your left hand!!

Hayley - My socks run away every fornight. Fucking F'n socks!
Me - What was it Hayley? Fucken F's socks!?!

Hayley - I have an obsession with Murray buying langerie.
Me - WHAT?!?
Hayley - FOR ME!!

Mr Brown - Oh and this one.. don't be fooled.. she's a trouble maker.
Me - *points and yells at Mr Brown* Your a penguin supporter aren't you!!
Mr Brown - Quack Quack *waddles out*
Me - All the deputies and the principle are penguin supporters at this school.

At the computer fair :
Hayley and I follwed a guy around walking like penguins saying MREAH! (the guy had a penguin on his shirt)
Me - *outside watching the nerds congragate from everywhere towards the stadium.* Its like something out of a bad horror movie! Living Dead!

Sunny - It's an alfa romero
Me - Romeo sunny

Us, indian face paint, Woolworths, need I say more.

Carina - I don't wana dossy do!

Me - Is that a cow??
Ryan the rest of the time was paying me out.

Air hostess on my fight to melbourne - This is a no smoking flight and there are cameras in the bathrooms. OH! I mean smoke alarms.

Me - Come on men, nobady lives forever! *Jumps off rope swing*
*climbs back up* I kick ass for the lord! * Jumps off again*

Me in Spartan seminar talking about divination - Sorry I can't sit for the Chemestry exam because I just killed a goat, looked at its entrails and it was a bad omen.]

Chris after beer - *yelling* I like cock!!!1 (it was written on his hand by Becca)
Me - Chris can I paint your nails?
Chris - Sure! *paints them an unknown colour (green silver blue)*

Asian lady in the panties shop "are you ok.. girl" (had to be there thing)

Becca and I were at Miranda Big W coz we saw team nathan as a check out chic. We baught a single lollypop in 5 cent pieces, and embarased the shite out of him :). Quotes for the episode. "He actually has Nathan written on his tag. What a poof!" "You know what I wana do. Get his tag and write team above Nathan."

This is just for becca.. car mass suicides which turn into only one car driving off the "edge"

Becca and I singing Greace : We'll always be like *see's Jade* WAAAA!!

Becca - Vegie slut!?!

Chris - (Reading a passsge he wrote last year) I dont know how I can like so many girls. I'm really just a horney barstard.

Ms Eleni - You look like Britney Spears (I was in my school uniform and had it tied up, showing my belly.)
Murray - Except the brests
Me - You've got bigger boobies than I do!

Chris - Look at that guys nose!
*Wog gives dirty look*
Me - Chris he can here you

Sunny - I'll call jess *picks up calculator and dial numbers* (it muct be noted it was friday arvo and EXTREMLY hot so this behaviour can be excused.)

Ms Jones - Chunkies aren't in frescoes
Me - Yeah. They would take up all the room.

The general conversation of penile rings and Metins interest.

For all our ancient historians Ms Waygood and Ms Grayam in class apologosing.

Me - Kettle raper!
Hether - How do you do that?
Me - Its got a hole doesn't it!

Heather looking for a word to replace bird in the dictionary
A mixture of human and cock?

Nathan talking to me on his house phone and his friend on his mobile :
Me - Tell him its not a big piss up or anything. Just hanging out.
Nathan - How many are going? (asked for friend)
Me - About 10. Tell him most will be guys and the girls have boyfriends.
Nathan - He doesn't want to go anymore.

Heath - I break the law all the time.
Me - Don't worry. I'm off to steel a sign now!
Heath - *laughs* OK then.
Me - Im serious.
Heath - Oh.... *smiles*

A song form the lion king came on and was playing for about 4 second (im not exagerating).
Carina - Is that lion king??

Carina and I watching the TV. An add comes on for Austalian citizenship :
Me - Yay citizenship orgies!!
Carina - My mum does that.
Me - What have orgies?

For thoes who undersatnd.... my place.. a vegetable in a pot and a funky smell.

At assembly on day the teachers had a really bad case of spoonerism.
Be sure you have your marked rolls? (meant rolls marked)
Are you in the right unifarm? (Uniform)
If not please get a uniform craft (pass)

In legal studies (note I had like 2 hrs sleep coz Riki had slept over the night before and I was crasy 'coz of lack of sleep.. hayely has no excuse)
Me - Bifajuj (big fat judge)
Hayley and me the rest of the day were talking in bifajuj language.

Becca, Sunny, Heather and me with a mullet on at the beach.
Guys walk past.
Me - Hey Buddy! *Winks*
Later
Guy - Hey! Where's your mullet? Did you cuts it off.
Me - It was a wig.
Guys - Really? Oh. *pauses* Can we have your number?
Me - Your attracted to a girl with a mullet?
Guy - YEAH!

Me - Minoans were great bureacrats.
Hayley - Fear of cats? Why would you be scared by a little kitty?

In ancient history me and becca were having sock puppet sex.

Ms Gardner - Who is takling? I know that is a boys voice!
All laugh coz I was the one talking.

In F bloch talking about a picture on the door.
Me - It's so shonky. Who put it up there anyway its crap. Who votes we should take it down?
*All hands go up*
Hayley - That's mine! *Sad face walks away*
All laugh (we're not mean. It's just hayley is a good drawer and it's kinda hard to believe she could do that)

Becca and I walking to Miranda station
Me - In not that kinky!
Ramdom guy - Yes you are!

On the way to Bondi we had a hand orgee (or however you spell it)

There were fully sik wogs playing music on the system in their car. The CD changed and it became swing music! LOL.

Melissa in maths was trying to get out her booklet and hit herself in the face.

Me - How do you draw splendid?
Hayley - Get a spleen.....
Me - And put it in a blender!

In extension english we were interperting poems. One called "a little boy lost" had quite an interesting message. This is the good part of the poem :

And stand on the alter high
Lo, what a fiend is here! said he
One who sets reson up for judge
Of our most holy Mystery.

The weeping child could not be heard
The weeping partents wept in vain
They strip'd him to his little shirt
And bound him in an iron chain

And burn'd him in a holy place
Where many have been burned before
Now think of this as the priest raping the child. BONDAGE!!1

On the english desk :
I Love Christmas
No just Christmas
GRRR. I Luv Cristm.A.s

At the oval there was 2 birds flying around fighting over a Coke can :)

Becca - Penguins!!!
Me - No Pelicans
Becca - They both start with P!

Me in maths - I swear this skool is on a slant. Everyday the desks move closer and closer to the window.
Melissa - Your a classic Jess
Me - No im Cerial!!

At lunch I was scaring Becca pretending to spray her with water. Then she got the bottle and actually sprayed me. It went all down my shirt! Grrrrr. Revenge shall be mine.

Becca - "I will cut of Chirs' penis"

Me, Becca and Carina about to go to sleep in my room. Playing with the Danny's
Me - Carina always gets crossed in the caught fire
Becca - Hehehe. You mean caught in the cross fire!

Me - Society stinks and i dont have to conform to its values of sanity. *feels victorious about last statement*